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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10464
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'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
They lay there in bed with Daniel Craig bound and gagged in the middle.
There was an unspoken bond between them.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
'Come on!' she begged, lying naked before him. 'Do something wild!!’
'OK,' he said, and closed his laptop without shutting it down first . .
'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'
He was very careful during bondage sessions.
He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
“So why do you call it Thor’s Hammer?” she asked. “Because it’s so potent?”
“No” he replied. “Because I’m the only one who’s ever held it.”
She knew it was wrong.
She knew it was dangerous.
But she took a deep breath, bit her lip and downloaded the new iOS update anyway . . .
“You’re a naughty girl,” he said, “You deserve to be punished!”
“No thanks, Mr Weinstein,” she said, “I don’t want a part in your movie.”
'Sign this contract' she said, 'And your mind, body and soul will be mine forever!'
He gulped. The iPhone X certainly didn't come cheap.
NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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5th Dec 2017 2:09 pm |
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
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D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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5th Dec 2017 3:18 pm |
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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5th Dec 2017 3:20 pm |
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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The iOS update really strikes a chord. 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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5th Dec 2017 3:39 pm |
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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10464
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Some more:-
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal anywhere.
'It's so long!' she squealed 'I don't think it'll fit!'
'Sorry' he said 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters.
She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA.
He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . .
He loved Monopoly night.
'Mmmm, let's play doctors,' she whispered seductively.
'All right,' he said. 'You be Doctor Who and I'll be Doctor Strange.
NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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5th Dec 2017 3:56 pm |
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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Brilliant, keep going, boss lady keeps asking what I’m smiling and laughing at
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5th Dec 2017 4:53 pm |
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Waylander11
Member Since: 21 Apr 2016
Location: Leicestershire
Posts: 519
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D3 in Buckingham blue now SWMBO's Mine D4 commercial
Xenon's fitted Timed climate
EGR Blanked Remapped
Remap Reversing Camera
gear box reset
updated Bluetooth
4x4 info
all done by Bodsy
Fridge fitted
Reversing camera fitted
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5th Dec 2017 5:27 pm |
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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10464
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'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.
She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .
So he took the plastic screen protector off his iPhone.
His steel grey eyes gazed intensely, unwaveringly into hers and she just knew . . . WhatsApp had gone down again.
She said she liked it deep, hard and really, really slow . . . So he took her to see the new Blade Runner movie.
'You're mine!' he cried, staring menacingly, then grinning manically, then frowning angrily . . but his iPhone X still didn't recognise him
Do you prefer going on top or underneath?' he asked, with a glint in his eye. 'It's up to you,' she replied. 'It's your bunk bed.'
His tongue flicked in and out, in and out, faster and faster until she was completely helpless. No woman can resist a good lizard impression
"I have a fetish," she said, coyly. "I like doing it outdoors. Do you have any questions?" "Just one," he said. "What's outdoors?"
'Are you ready for this?’ he asked. ‘When I’m done you won’t be able to sit down for days' She nodded. 'OK' he said and put the sofa on eBay
I can't take any more!' she cried, desperately. 'How much longer will it go on?' 'I'm sorry,' he said. 'These iOS updates take ages.' Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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5th Dec 2017 6:01 pm |
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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stop my sides are sore
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5th Dec 2017 6:20 pm |
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