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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in
a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I
realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house' 'Don't worry,' Jack
said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their
way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had
cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north about 9 months ago?' 'Yes, I do.'
said Bob 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little
embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did
you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?' Bob's face
turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.I'm afraid I did.
But why do you ask ?'
'She just died and left me everything.' As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
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