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Amish Joke
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son....
'Go get your mother.
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3rd Mar 2009 7:38 pm
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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3rd Mar 2009 10:17 pm
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First time I heard that it was about someone from the non English side of the Severn Bridge going to Cribbs Causeway for the first time!
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3rd Mar 2009 10:36 pm
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There is no non-english side of the Severn bridge 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
3rd Mar 2009 10:38 pm
SN
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DG... Own Petard... Hoisted...
There is on the New Severn Bridge methinks Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
3rd Mar 2009 10:45 pm
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No, that's the Second Severn Crossing ..not the Severn Bridge . The Severn Bridge links Avon with Gloucestershire ...it's the Wye Bridge that links England and Wales 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
3rd Mar 2009 10:54 pm
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where's that rock I can crawl under Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
3rd Mar 2009 11:10 pm
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