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stapldm

Member Since: 11 Sep 2006
Location: Swine Town
Posts: 2330

2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway Grey

Didn't you used to be able to get a cat deterrent that used a PIR sensor that turned on a water spray? I wonder if one could be converted to spray mud; when it triggered it would look good on the D3, and great on the scrote with the key

Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?

8th Dec 2006 1:33 pm

ronp

Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15214

2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Corris Grey

I'd run an unfused 240volt power line from your house connect the LIVE wire to the bodywork.
When the B*stards touch it with Key or Kebab, then .............
......................FRAAZZZLLE. [ the smell may not be too nice, but it'll be worth it.]

I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.

8th Dec 2006 2:47 pm

SN

Member Since: 03 Jan 2006
Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710

stapldm wrote:
Didn't you used to be able to get a cat deterrent that used a PIR sensor that turned on a water spray? I wonder if one could be converted to spray mud; when it triggered it would look good on the D3, and great on the scrote with the key

What a good idea! My sister's got one (water one) to keep the Heron's out of her pond (and away from her Coy) Steve N | 21MY Defender

| 08MY Discovery 3 (history)

| 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)

8th Dec 2006 4:54 pm

simon

Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296

2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Fuji White

so. draaaging us back on topic

Drove to the wonderland known as Ikea just off J9 of the M6 yesterday in the dark. It was raining and bloody windy.

I was sooo glad to be in the D3 negotiating the obscene number of lorries that are on that stretch of the motorway.

I would have been making brown pants in anything like a small saloon or hatchback. Was till pretty alarming never the less

8th Dec 2006 5:00 pm

DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin

Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72799

I know, Ikea can do that to me as well. That's why I havn't been in one in 18 years. 8) 8)

8th Dec 2006 8:10 pm

simon

Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 18296

so never then

Ikea was bad yes, always is a pain. But the M5/M6 was a dark and dangerous place to be.

8th Dec 2006 11:17 pm

Malcolm

Member Since: 06 Dec 2005
Location: Nr. Battle East Sussex
Posts: 144

2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Tonga Green

I notice that when you order a new one that LR will give a zero carbon footprint in exchange for 115 quid and I nice little screen sticker

I only seem to get grief when you go near towns ..... So stay out of them.
I did however get a better class commnet scrawlled in the dirt on my tail-gate:-
" You just don't understand" very Tunbridge Wells.
do you puill a horse-box with a 2CV

11th Dec 2006 8:30 am

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