paulJ1 wrote:

An Aussie refuse collector garbo is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and for emptying them into his dustcart. He goes gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he says f*ck it, the bu*gers forgotten garbo-day and has a quick look for it, goes round out the back of the house, but still can't see it.

"Struth" he says, "where in bloody hell is it!"

So, against the rules but in the spirit of kindness,Stupidly he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke,He knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' he says the Japanese chappie.

'Gidday, G'day mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector garbo

'I bin on toiret' he explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again bu*ger must be deaf or somethin he says again. 'Nar mate, where's your dust binwheeeeeliebin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man - still perplexed.replies the Jap ***not meaning to offend***

'Listen mate,' says the garbo. 'Are you deaf or somthin. You're misunderstanding me. Wherrrrrrrrrre's yourrrrrrrrrrr wheeeeeeeeeelie binnnn?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.

' I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sister........!'
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