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Keefaaa
 


Member Since: 26 Sep 2017
Location: The North
Posts: 55

United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Nara BronzeDiscovery 4

I look at wobbly things and say clever sounding words


  
Post #189023414th Dec 2017 2:44 pm
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GLYNNE
 


Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4645

England 

I get bits of wire and join them together. Sometimes they are thin and sometimes they are thick.
  
Post #189023514th Dec 2017 2:47 pm
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6563

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

I used to make the internet work... or not work.

Nowadays I mostly talk on the phone with “other people who also dress funnily” (the equivalent to suits as one of the kids put it).
  
Post #189023714th Dec 2017 3:08 pm
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Dan_NL
 


Member Since: 19 Sep 2010
Location: world
Posts: 1213


For many years now, I do NOT anymore read through stacks of paper [or on screen] looking for simular ideas clients claim to be theirs Idea
  
Post #189024014th Dec 2017 3:26 pm
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Gareth
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Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
Posts: 26698

United Kingdom 

I spend my life fighting committees and telling people how badly they just played golf!
  
Post #189024114th Dec 2017 3:44 pm
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MrH
 


Member Since: 08 Aug 2007
Location: lost in the forest
Posts: 7754

United Kingdom 

I make a living doing a bit of this and a bit of that, but nothing to do with gas.
 LRs are a fond memory, apart from the maintenance.  
Post #189024214th Dec 2017 3:45 pm
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lynalldiscovery
 


Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
Location: Maidstone
Posts: 7274

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

I fire the parts cannon in the vain attempt to fix the problem, just think of that next time you see 44 tonne come around the corner Mr. Green
  
Post #189026514th Dec 2017 4:42 pm
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Kilovolt
 


Member Since: 29 Jun 2015
Location: South Derbyshire
Posts: 1020

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

I help build expensive bits of equipment so other countries can shoot at it Exclamation
 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
Post #189027814th Dec 2017 5:05 pm
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Discogaz
 


Member Since: 17 Mar 2014
Location: Bracknell
Posts: 1399

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Fireburst.

Similar line of business but based at Heathrow and employ a bunch of burley chaps who do the physical stuff and look a damned sight harder than me.

Sold out 4 years ago to an American Company and currently have 312 days left of a five year contract at which point, the toys will be coming out of the pram and I will walk away with the huff.

Maybe I will do a bit of this or that, maybe Censored all but that will be my choice.
  
Post #189027914th Dec 2017 5:07 pm
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72770

Ukraine 

I can thoroughly recommend Censored all. Thumbs Up
   
Post #189028314th Dec 2017 5:14 pm
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

For over twenty years not having to tell admin Censored not to try and tell me how to teach microbiology to university students.
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
Post #189029614th Dec 2017 5:53 pm
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Shaun R.
 


Member Since: 13 Sep 2016
Location: Warlingham, Surrey
Posts: 139

United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Aintree GreenDiscovery 4

Mogwyth wrote:
I tell NHS managers and clinicians that they are crap!


I work hard testing peoples' brains.......only to be told I'm crap and not working hard enough by NHS managers and clinicians!
  
Post #189029714th Dec 2017 5:54 pm
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Discogaz
 


Member Since: 17 Mar 2014
Location: Bracknell
Posts: 1399

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

It certainly seems that you, Del are the master of doing Censored all and I consider your work life something to aspire to mate. Can't get off the tread mill quick enough.
  
Post #189030614th Dec 2017 6:27 pm
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RLD
Uncle Ray 


Member Since: 18 Jul 2005
Location: all ways some where
Posts: 11927

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Was a Flasher
 Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!" 
 
Post #189030914th Dec 2017 6:37 pm
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OJ
 


Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725

Scotland 

DSL wrote:
I work very, very hard at not working. I did do that once. It was a long time ago in a job far, far away. Whistle


I’m Del’s Scottish branch fine wines selector and taster & wobbly assistant to SWMBO Laughing
  
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