Member Since: 27 Aug 2015
Location: Colchester
Posts: 697
Madrilleno wrote:
I ask people if they have rebooted it.
I teach kids to do this for themselves.
14th Dec 2017 8:43 pm
DN D3 Decade
Member Since: 24 Jun 2006
Location: W.London.
Posts: 2294
I fix and maintain things that fly extremely high and very fast.D3 owned from new, P017 brake recall, BAS FBHIC, new FBH, LR013487 oil pump, new water pump. RRS front lower suspension arms. New suspension compressor/ relay. New Denso alternator. CuNifer rear brake pipes. New GKN rear propshaft. New HPFP belt & tensioner. New A/C Condenser.NO WARRANTY for many many years.
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14th Dec 2017 8:48 pm
raincloud
Member Since: 16 Aug 2011
Location: nottinghamshire
Posts: 136
I used to squirt water at big hot orange wobbly things in the hope that they would go away
14th Dec 2017 8:59 pm
sailormike
Member Since: 04 Apr 2007
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 165
Retired early from riding the oceans on a series of controlled explosions. Fed up with fighting office staff ashore with their “long screwdrivers” who thought they could run the engine room better than me.Disco 4
Burstner motorhome
BMW 225e (only 1/2 way to electric)
14th Dec 2017 9:00 pm
Davethegeo
Member Since: 01 Oct 2015
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 879
I'm a professional pedant who sits and watches other people irradiate the seabed with sound waves.D1 300Tdi - gone
D2 Td5 ES (Alive remapped...mmm) - sadly gone
D4 2012 SDV6 XS - Stolen
D4 2014 SDV6 HSE - Shiny
14th Dec 2017 9:04 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
I occassionally bolt new parts to domestic appliances whilst telling the customer they are wrong and not working it correctly. 2006 TdV6 HSE.
14th Dec 2017 9:10 pm
Notanotherhobby
Member Since: 18 May 2016
Location: Middlesbrough
Posts: 39
I explain to peeps how to use those red metal cylinders on those hot burny things
14th Dec 2017 9:19 pm
tayaste
Member Since: 15 May 2013
Location: Chester
Posts: 7633
astonbuilder wrote:
Making vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....
And I design the assembly lines for the people tell me the reason they don’t make better vehicles is because they could have made the assembly line better.
14th Dec 2017 9:32 pm
Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
One of The Emperor Hadrians apprentices
D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
14th Dec 2017 9:36 pm
Ja92mie
Member Since: 16 Sep 2014
Location: Newquay
Posts: 1259
trailhound wrote:
Madrilleno wrote:
I ask people if they have rebooted it.
I teach kids to do this for themselves.
Same
14th Dec 2017 9:39 pm
Robbie
Member Since: 05 Feb 2006
Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Posts: 17932
Spend a good amount of my time moving sand around on an exotic beach. The tide never seems to come in though.
Land Rover - Turning Drivers into Mechanics Since 1948
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564
I squirt water at big orange wobbly hot things in the hope that they would cool downMY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
MY15 D4 HSE Kaikoura Stone
MY12 D4 HSE Nara Bronze Sold and gone
MY11 D4 HSE Stornaway Grey Sold and gone
D3 S spec Silver Sold and gone
Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
D4 camera club
14th Dec 2017 9:54 pm
Compusmentis
Member Since: 18 Feb 2016
Location: Effingham
Posts: 237
I enable people to dig really big holes for themselvesNew gearbox & TC, 3 x front wheel bearings, belts changed, new oil pump, new battery, new rear prop, new front prop, new front diff, front arb refurbed, front cv boot kit, egr blank and BAS software patch, full rear suspension / drivelive rebuild, new front arms, LED trailer light fix, split charge.
Never had a 107, 90 or 127, but have had most of the rest!
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