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JackNorris
 


Member Since: 06 Jul 2012
Location: Beds/Bucks Border
Posts: 1877

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

I look after a few big computers
 MY2023 Discovery 5 R-Dynamic 3.0
MY2020 Discovery 5 Landmark 3.0 - SOLD
MY2005 Discovery 3 V8 4.4 HSE - SOLD
MY2019 Discovery 5 SE 3.0 - LR Replaced !
MY2005 Discovery 3 S 2.7 - SOLD
MY2016 Discovery 4 Graphite - SOLD
MY2015 Discovery 4 SE Tech - SOLD 
 
Post #189041014th Dec 2017 10:42 pm
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Ambrosian
 


Member Since: 09 Oct 2017
Location: Devon
Posts: 85

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 3

I attempt to herd cats towards improbable dreams
  
Post #189041514th Dec 2017 10:57 pm
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beanie
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Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
Location: In the garage messing with something
Posts: 14336

England 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Fuji WhiteDiscovery 4

I manage people, the ones I currently manage put parts on things to keep you warm or cool when shopping, stopping away from home or indeed very poorly, warm up a liquid to clean and air to dry the stuff you made wet
 Altox GSM FBH controller thread


IID Pro MV License - D3, D4 & RRS - Enabling, Updates, D4 & RRS Timed / Remote Climate, D4 Bluetooth fitting
PM me for details




Owner of the original "Beanie" grille
D4 & RRS style D3 grilles made to order
  
Post #189041614th Dec 2017 11:12 pm
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Mr.Tom
 


Member Since: 01 Jun 2014
Location: St Neots
Posts: 1641

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

I make bits of the internet, where cables won’t or cannot go using the same technology that heats your food
 Sill protection - LED internal lights - LED reverse lights - boot liner - Dog Guard - Rock sliders

MY12 D4 HSE - been and gome
MY16 D4 Landmark 
 
Post #189042314th Dec 2017 11:30 pm
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Scottydog
 


Member Since: 03 Aug 2015
Location: Scotland
Posts: 377

Scotland 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Auto Mariana BlackDiscovery 4

Watch people drill holes in seabed in the hope the “rock doc” has got it right.
 24MY X-Dynamic HSE Defender 110.
Discovery 4 Marina Black HSE LUX - gone
Northern Lights Violet A45 - my car
E36 Daytona Violet M3 stays under wraps - my toy. 
 
Post #189043615th Dec 2017 12:13 am
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
Posts: 3976

Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

I have a part-time job turning water, sunshine, and poo into beefburgers, Laughing
 ==================================
05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
 
 
Post #189044315th Dec 2017 12:37 am
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Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
Posts: 4156

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

I try to send bad people to big hotels with small windows for a long time! Very Happy
  
Post #189044415th Dec 2017 12:40 am
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Erea
 


Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Munster
Posts: 1509

Ireland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Mogwyth wrote:
I have a part-time job turning water, sunshine, and poo into beefburgers, Laughing

Rolling with laughter I do that as well but mainly turn it into the white stuff that goes into butter and cheese. Sometimes I make a mean (very small batch) Homemade Greek yogurt, if anyone is fool enough to ask I tell them it’s fat free Whistle But tomorrow’s job is stirring more 💩 than you could imagine and keeping a lot of ladies fed and watered.
Oh and I also help my better half ensuring that everyone has as least two soles to transport them.
  
Post #189044715th Dec 2017 1:06 am
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
Posts: 3976

Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Used to do the white stuff but got fed up with early mornings, fondling the ladies bits and getting nothing back. Rolling with laughter
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05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
 
 
Post #189044815th Dec 2017 1:12 am
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Leon
 


Member Since: 26 Apr 2014
Location: Leamington Spa
Posts: 426

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

I repair the machines that use flour yeast and water in supermarkets.
  
Post #189045015th Dec 2017 1:30 am
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df_tom
 


Member Since: 10 Mar 2017
Location: Stuttgart
Posts: 127

Germany 

Grianaig wrote:
For over twenty years not having to tell admin Censored not to try and tell me how to teach microbiology to university students.


Thanks Buddy! It's good to see that some things are universal at universities.

I spend taxpayer money by annoying students by telling them to watch that ink dry, but next time watch closer and longer and wait, you did miss that special moment, oi, if you continue that way you're never gonna graduate.
  
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5191

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

I pick up strangers sit them in the back of my car and subject them to music they don't like whilst telling them lies about what a great and interesting chap I am ! Then Charge them for the privilege.
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
Post #189045915th Dec 2017 7:01 am
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professorpool
 


Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213

Wales 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Ambrosian wrote:
I attempt to herd cats towards improbable dreams


Bow down
 D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name.. 
 
Post #189048115th Dec 2017 9:23 am
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rockcrawler
 


Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

I sort bits out for people so they don't have to walk
 D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap 
 
Post #189048615th Dec 2017 9:49 am
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Wil
 


Member Since: 25 Nov 2014
Location: Nr. Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire
Posts: 316

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

I sit in meetings talking about making the lights come one while realistically never getting to actually design it.

Then I go and sit in meetings to tell other people to make the lights come on.

I think the 'herding cats' line is probably the closest accurate description. Bow down Rolling with laughter
  
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