Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
Badly describe your occupation
I saw this on Facebook and some of the replies made me titter...
I help insurance companies get out of paying claims to their customersD3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
14th Dec 2017 9:22 am
mark the spark
Member Since: 22 Jun 2011
Location: southampton
Posts: 2477
i organise a few blokes to sort peoples lights outMY05 SE D3 Manual my first LR what a car
MY10 HSE D4 auto
MY14 XXV more buttons than the spaceshuttle
14th Dec 2017 9:37 am
Mogwyth
Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
Posts: 3976
I tell NHS managers and clinicians that they are crap!==================================
05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
14th Dec 2017 9:49 am
Browny90
Member Since: 19 Jul 2016
Location: Ashbourne
Posts: 687
I arrange build, test and strip of development jet engines to make sure they comply with EASA and the FAA...
..and write clever words when they don't pass Disco4 MY16 SDV6 Landmark Black
Disco4 MY12 SDV6 XS Orkney Grey (Gone)
Defender 90 200tdi Completely rebuilt.
I write clever words about things that engineers can only visualise and make work!Front Runner Rack, OEM Ladder & RAI, Tuff-Trek Foxwing, B'rakhah Ingonyama Expedition Trailer, RLD's Spare Wheel Protector, Bodsy's Bars, Empty Pockets! Member of Gloucestershire & Worcestershire 4x4 Response.
14th Dec 2017 10:19 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72774
I work very, very hard at not working. I did do that once. It was a long time ago in a job far, far away.
14th Dec 2017 10:25 am
Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742
I ask people if they have rebooted it.There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
14th Dec 2017 10:38 am
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
I sit on old people’s sofas drinking their tea and eating their cake and biscuits.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
14th Dec 2017 10:47 am
Discogaz
Member Since: 17 Mar 2014
Location: Bracknell
Posts: 1399
I'm a freight forwarder. Basically a box shifter moving goods and currency from one country to another, the planet is my workplace!
14th Dec 2017 11:06 am
ronp
Member Since: 29 Nov 2006
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 15213
It's all in my forum profile page ...... "a bit of this & a bit of that!"🏴
I tell people they should be talking to the people who ask if they have rebooted it.
and sometimes I tell the people who should have asked them if they have tried rebooting it that they can't ring me at 2 in the morning "just to see if maybe it is a server fault".
(and unless Madrilleno is working in Manila and being paid sfa to read from a script, it ain't a dig at a fellow IT professional )
14th Dec 2017 11:16 am
Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 187
[I'm a freight forwarder. Basically a box shifter moving goods and currency from one country to another, the planet is my workplace! [/quote]
Do you work for a Security Company in Basingstoke who have something to do with Currency by any chance?
14th Dec 2017 11:21 am
Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742
Hardware17 wrote:
Madrilleno wrote:
I ask people if they have rebooted it.
I tell people they should be talking to the people who ask if they have rebooted it.
and sometimes I tell the people who should have asked them if they have tried rebooting it that they can't ring me at 2 in the morning "just to see if maybe it is a server fault".
(and unless Madrilleno is working in Manila and being paid sfa to read from a script, it ain't a dig at a fellow IT professional )
Bet the weather is nicer than sunny Notts.There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
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