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Adiver
 


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Bashing your Nut

Why is it I find it funny when someone else bashes their nut?

Probably because of this, that happened to me...(true story)

When I was a kid (this really hurt - so don't laugh) I (for some reason) had my head out of the car window, when I opened the door (no - we weren't moving) and as I stepped out (I know that was really stupid - now!) I banged my nose on the top of the window.

This hurt.

I jolted my head upwards fast because it hurt so much.

This made me hit the back of my head on the top of the window frame (stop laughing - that really hurt!).

So I ducked.

And hit my nose on the top of the window again (now that really hurt the second time!).

So I jerked my head up...(well - you can guess the rest.) (You're laughing at me aren't you?)

Needless to say the action / reaction continued for a little while, each time hurting more - but there was nothing I could do...it was just a pain reaction.

Anyway - I had a nose bleed and a cut top of my head.

Try explaining that to your mates without looking really stupid!

So - have you bashed your nut in a funny way - or do you laugh at others in their moment of pain?
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Post #44374225th Mar 2009 12:26 am
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slightly poor taste Neutral the most lovely Natasha Richardson bashed her nut recently Big Cry
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The last time I bashed my nut was after reading your crappy jokes Adiver Banging Head
















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