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Batfink
 


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He is probably feeling a little deflated Rolling with laughter
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Did this involve an iPhone? Whistle
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Post #20899486th Oct 2019 9:27 am
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Wasn't there a famous scam involving these (it might be an urban myth)?

A couple would advertise sex dolls at a good price but would send out dolls with punctures. The buyer would send it back for a refund and would, in turn, receive a cheque from 'Pervy Sex Doll Specialist Ltd' (or similar). The buyers rarely cashed these (in the days when you had to go into a bank and the bank clerk would see the name on the cheque) and after six months the scammers got to keep the money.

In my desk drawer I have some re-recordable sound modules. I'm sure theses could be used to augment a 'plastic interaction' with phrases such as "I think this ceiling needs another coat...", etc.,
 
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Grianaig
 


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“In my desk drawer I have some re-recordable sound modules. I'm sure theses could be used to augment a 'plastic interaction' with phrases such as "I think this ceiling needs another coat...", etc.,”

Were these surplus to your own requirements? Whistle
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Del, control yourself, you can’t give them love bites! Shocked


  
Post #20899576th Oct 2019 9:41 am
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That's the great thing about this site, people sharing their experience to help others. Laughing
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He's let us down, he's let himself down and, most of all, he's let his girlfriend down.
 
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he's let his girlfriend down.


but... he can re-inflate her Thumbs Up
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Only if his pump is up to the job.
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Post #20899766th Oct 2019 10:23 am
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HWN wrote:
At least try to patronise us with the old "I lent my laptop to my son / brother / bloke on the bus" excuse! Laughing


maybe it was Mrs DSL looking for something so she can have a night off ? Whistle
  
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I suspect Dels Mrs has now confiscated his iPhone, iPad or others means of ordering hence why he’s quiet.

There is another scenario, but it would involve an Ambulance and the Police. Shocked
  
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Or maybe he is at a party?



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The Dundonian wrote:
I suspect Dels Mrs has now confiscated his iPhone, iPad or others means of ordering hence why he’s quiet.


perhaps it's her way of stopping him turn gay due to the iPhone ?
  
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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

The other frightening prospect is she has actually checked his browsing history! Shocked
  
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Ner Ner Ner Ner Behave you lot. Been out enjoying the bracing weather and sights of Moscow, just for you motley crew.

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