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Hobgoblin
 


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The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder.. I hung

It on my patio and filled

It lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a

Week we had hundreds of birds

Taking advantage of the

Continuous flow of free and

Easily accessible food.


But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards

Of the patio, above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird Censored . It was

Everywhere; on the patio tiles,

The chairs, the table ...

Everywhere!

Then some of the birds

Turned mean. They would

Dive bomb me and try to

Peck me even though I had

Fed them out of my own

Pocket.


And other birds were

Boisterous and loud. They

Sat on the feeder and

Squawked and screamed at

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

When it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.


Soon, the back yard was like

It used to be ... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....

Brown & our government give out

Free food, subsidized housing,

Free medical care, and free

Education and allows anyone

Born here to be an automatic

Citizen.


Then the illegals came by

The millions. Suddenly

Our taxes went up to pay for the

Free services; small flats

Are housing 5 or more families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By a doctor in an emergency surgery

Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

Your child's year 12 class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.


Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

People waving flags other

Than 'The Union Jack' are

Squawking and screaming

In the streets, demanding

More rights and free liberties.


Its just my opinion but:

Maybe, just maybe,

it's time for the government

To take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Continue cleaning up the sh*t!
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
Post #41109429th Jan 2009 10:00 am
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captain_sugar
 


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On the other hand, you still have plumbers and building laborours...
Think about poland where ordering these services must be a real disaster after all these people have fled to the UK....

Luckily, czech people are homesick and can not part easily from their home town.
 Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don�t know
Why you gotta be so undemanding 
 
Post #41109929th Jan 2009 10:15 am
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Hobgoblin
 


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Very interesting......................Problem is the ones that worked have taken what the could from the country and now that it's F Censored d and the currency is worth nothing they have gone back, all we are left with are the scroungers.
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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captain_sugar
 


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Agree, often, those wo flee their home country are lousy fortune seekers who can not make a decent living at home. So an average immigrant is far below the level of the average population in the home country.
In time of full employment, even these people are usefull. In case of crisis, they sicken the country.
 Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don�t know
Why you gotta be so undemanding 
 
Post #41110529th Jan 2009 10:33 am
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SpiderBaby
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With you on this one HG - I'm tired of every lazy sod having their hand in my pocket and still demanding more....
 I see no ships........  
Post #41110929th Jan 2009 10:39 am
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NHR
 


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Yes, the only folk who have no "rights" in England are the English! The UK is a soft touch and the workd knows it.
  
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captain_sugar
 


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at least, in the UK, these "lazy sods" are not protected by the EU as an "ethnic minority".

In czech we have people that do not work, live from social wellfare + not clean "work" and in the media they are presented as an ethnic minority that needs protection against other citizens and the authorities...
 Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don�t know
Why you gotta be so undemanding 
 
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NHR
 


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They don't need protection - they are doing very well as they are under the current arrangements.
  
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discoagogo
 


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such bigotry!

I wouldn't mind as much if this were a rant based on a personal experience but this is just Daily Mail Island!

Personally I have encountered British individuals who would a) rather not work hard for low paying jobs and just take benefits or b) take the benefits and still do some work for cash

I work :censored:ing hard and pay my dues and have no problem with anyone from any other nation coming here and doing the same
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<a>4x4 Prejudice</a> 
 
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Hobgoblin
 


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Unnecessary quote removed


1. I don't consider myself a bigot Exclamation

2. How would you know what my personal experiences are Question 2b. I would not waste my money on buying any newspaper.

3. It is upsetting enough when British individuals do this but when foreigners do it things need to change.

4. I totally agree with Thumbs Up
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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discoagogo
 


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I meant that a generic post such as this and not supported by your own experiences as such it makes it appear generically regurgitated dross pretending to be a cleverly thought out "Asop fable"

Anyhoo... its a free country... luckily Laughing Very Happy
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free country!!! not with the amount of taxes we pay!!!!!!!!!
 one life,live it
gotalife,livinit,lovinit....

Black D3 with andorrian bramble rash(oh Censored )
Range Rover vogue 
 
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