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Black panties
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.�
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.�
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."�
So they met and it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in a romantic motel.�
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. �Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"�
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.�
The following night was the same -- she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit -- but now he was wearing a black condom.�
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
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11th Mar 2009 7:39 pm
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another post to add to the count
wow this is so easy !
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11th Mar 2009 8:52 pm
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12th Mar 2009 8:03 am
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