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Burns Night
Well here's my super for Burns night.
Hung it out to dry for Christmas Dinner, but now it's the right time to tuck in.
Being served with Tatties n Neeps this time as oppossed to sprouts at Xmas.
It's in the oven as i type.
Hhmmm, cann't wait !!
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25th Jan 2009 6:05 pm
NJF
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Aye, Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
25th Jan 2009 6:07 pm
ronp
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Q - Why does the Piper walk when piping in the Haggis?
A - To get away from the noise.
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25th Jan 2009 6:15 pm
POINTYED
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have a happy burns night ron
having our haggis tonight with a wee dram
dunc life is tooooo short.enjoy the moment.dont worry be happy
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25th Jan 2009 7:46 pm
ronp
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an, efter aw that haggis, tatties n neeps:-
Tae A Fert
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon amang yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sonsie face
Will have ye blawin’ aw ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
Awbody’s gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle.
Haud yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it disnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o’ thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almight it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae sh!t ma breeks
Tae the bog I’d better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.
Awbody roon aboot me choking,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I feel much better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusing glower,
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty B*gger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go, let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie’s perty
Ower the sake o’ wan wee ferty.I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
25th Jan 2009 8:11 pm
mick
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Had Haggis as a starter tonight
25th Jan 2009 8:14 pm
MARKW
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^^^^^^^^
Can someone translate that into the Queen's English please HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE
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25th Jan 2009 8:15 pm
ronp
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mick wrote:
Had Haggis as a starter tonight
effin eck ,mick ... it's not an effin 'starter'
it's an effin meal on it's own!
but well done for tryingI was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
25th Jan 2009 8:54 pm
Hassle
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Location: Sleaford
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Have a nice Bells Whiskey tonight and don't forget we all know haggis is really one of these
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with swede and potato
25th Jan 2009 8:55 pm
Adiver
Member Since: 18 Jan 2006
Location: Rutland
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Re: Burns Night
ronp wrote:
Well here's my super for Burns night.
Hung it out to dry for Christmas Dinner, but now it's the right time to tuck in.
Being served with Tatties n Neeps this time as oppossed to sprouts at Xmas.
It's in the oven as i type.
Hhmmm, cann't wait !!
WTF is THAT? if you eat that sort of D4 SDV6 HSE
25th Jan 2009 11:40 pm
Shrinky
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I think I will stick to vegetarian haggis And I'm not even a veggie.Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
They do an OK dram (for unwanted visitors) but it's still called whisky. The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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25th Jan 2009 11:53 pm
Adiver
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Never really got that 'whisky' taste
Prefer real ale and red wine myself - although not at the same time...D4 SDV6 HSE
26th Jan 2009 12:01 am
Hassle
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JMC wrote:
Bells don't do nice, nor do they do whiskey.
They do an OK dram (for unwanted visitors) but it's still called whisky.
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if you eat that sort of 
And I'm not even a veggie.
