astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
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| A Catholic priest an Irish man were on a plane....... |
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........seated next to each other on a flight from Dublin to the USA.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendants came down the aisle and drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a large, very large, neat, whisky, which was quickly poured and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Catholic priest if he would like a drink; beer, wine, spirits?
At this the priest looked at the attendant in disgust and roared, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!!!!!"
The Irishman quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice......."
NB: the original had a muslim cleric as the outraged flyer but I guess that isn't acceptable in the PC world we live in and I'm not risking a FATWA so I went for the Christian side as that is, apparently OK......  (It's OK, I'm agnostic but may your god go with you, as a funnier man than me once said)
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
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Don’t know how he does communion!  DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
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astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
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He uses mustum......... 
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
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 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
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Me Too! D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
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kajtzu
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