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MHP
 


Member Since: 31 Dec 2011
Location: lydd
Posts: 2776

England 
The chav prayer


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
Post #107053712th Mar 2013 6:29 pm
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Garym2000
 


Member Since: 17 Apr 2012
Location: Carlisle, Cumbria
Posts: 1398

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter
 Club N.E.R.D's
Narpy Grill Mod
De-tangoed lights
Club GG AT's
Club LED Interior and Sidelights
Club Reverse Camera & RR mode sat nav & fold down DVD 
 
Post #107054112th Mar 2013 6:34 pm
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DavidSally
 


Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Chesterfield
Posts: 565

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

Strange how that seems so apt for the majority of the plebs - damn spellcheck, should have said population lol
  
Post #107055112th Mar 2013 6:47 pm
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LandyAndy68
 


Member Since: 20 Feb 2012
Location: Yorkshire, England.
Posts: 118

United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Thumbs Up it's so blinkin true !

No wonder the Country is in a bad way !
  
Post #107122713th Mar 2013 10:10 pm
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mcsimmo
 


Member Since: 08 Aug 2011
Location: North of the south
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Scotland 

My favourite car sticker is the one that says,

'A child is for life, not just benefits.'
 Man with no D3 anymore, but cant leave the forum....how sad.  
Post #107133914th Mar 2013 8:41 am
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Moo
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Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Confused
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #20583084th Jun 2019 11:26 am
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DSL
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Ukraine 

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Whistle
   
Post #20583104th Jun 2019 11:29 am
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lynalldiscovery
 


Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
Location: Maidstone
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Problem is the poem writer is stereotyping everyone with the same brush, same as all 4x4 drivers are ozone killers and so on.

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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Moo wrote:
Confused
looks a bit odd now, out of context.

swift work by the mods or did DSL frighten the troll off ??
  
Post #20585134th Jun 2019 9:42 pm
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NJSS
 


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"A Child Is For Life Not Just For Benefits" Bumper Sticker

A Child Is For Life Not Just For Benefits" Bumper Sticker. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Now to whom can I give that as a present ?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Child-Benefits-Fu...B008JD4894

NJSS
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #20586215th Jun 2019 9:44 am
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787

Ukraine 

Hardware17 wrote:
Moo wrote:
Confused
looks a bit odd now, out of context.

swift work by the mods or did DSL frighten the troll off ??


Moi? Whistle Question
   
Post #20586405th Jun 2019 10:38 am
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