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discocuzzy
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
And make his mum video it Thumbs Up "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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Post #52655228th Sep 2009 7:08 pm
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catoperator
 


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just desserts

lets say that (hypothetical) the husband has been a right Censored in business ,even to the point of turning over his partners/Friends would you say this is getting his just desserts Wink what goes around comes around type of thing  
Post #52659028th Sep 2009 8:04 pm
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Come on then chap tell us what the husband did to you Whistle Did it hurt Whistle In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
Post #52660228th Sep 2009 8:19 pm
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simon
  


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yeah, this is all way to weird to be just 'hypothetical' Rolling with laughter  
Post #52667028th Sep 2009 10:06 pm
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Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
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Womans perspective, hyperthetically...

I wouldn't be in a hotel room with another man under any circumstances. If I was, then I would expect the worst to happen in terms of divorce. BUT, some men forgive............. If you never try, you'll never know...  
Post #52675029th Sep 2009 9:50 am
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SN
 


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aha - I suspect there's hypothetically red faces all round at this point Laughing Wink Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #52676129th Sep 2009 10:15 am
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I've been with another man in a hotel room ....he showed me his Power Monkey Shocked

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Post #52676529th Sep 2009 10:20 am
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Post #52678729th Sep 2009 10:43 am
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Ent wrote:
Go out of your way to bang her younger sister in the Gary Glitter Thumbs Up


Lee , I'm away for a few days.Nice hotel you take my Mrs to.

whatya say ??  
Post #52680729th Sep 2009 11:26 am
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Diarmuid

Not again as she sweats like a bothered hog in summer when I get in top gear, but I'll take your sister for a spin on my Disco Stick if you like Thumbs Up

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Post #52685129th Sep 2009 12:58 pm
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catoperator
 


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there is a good chance the husband may be reading this Wink and no its not me  
Post #52725729th Sep 2009 10:27 pm
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Go on gives us a clue,,,,

Who is it? Does he drive a Disco3 but more importantly has he been spending too much time on the forum whilst his wife has been spending too much time on..... Rolling with laughter  
Post #52729229th Sep 2009 11:04 pm
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fascinating reading...... Laughing The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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Post #52731429th Sep 2009 11:46 pm
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JMC
 


Member Since: 25 Feb 2006
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Re: cheating

catoperator wrote:
what would you do if you caught your wife in a hotel room with one of your salesmen

Depends on how good he is at his job.......

Unless 'he' is a 'she' - TOTALLY different answer in that case. Shocked Mr. Green Whistle The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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All those lonely nights onboard ship coming back to haunt you John? I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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