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ronp
 


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Clarkson in deep water again!

for calling our Prime Minister a "one-eyed Scottish idiot".
Shame on you Jeremy!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090206/tuk-c...23e80.html

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He might be in trouble, but for what?

He is absolutely right Thumbs Up

One Eye - Check
Scottish - Check (even if they did manage to export him Wink )
Idiot - Not many people would disagree with that one Whistle
  
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Tell it as it is,Jeremy Thumbs Up
  
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One Eye - Check
Scottish - Check (even if they did manage to export him Wink )

Aye and you can keep him Laughing
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Well done Jeremy for saying what we all think Thumbs Up
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It won't be long before comedic talk will be outlawed and we all end up far too depressed to even care that we have a numpty government at the moment.
  
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I was talking to a client in Aus yesterday; they all seem to find it very funny - only MPs don't Rolling Eyes
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are we back on the gollywog thread again- everyone's offended except the person it was aimed at.

So we cant call anybody

One Eyed - even if they are
Scottish - even if they are
Idiot - even if they are

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Technically he aint "one eyed" he has two Whistle he is blind in one

I only point this out to be politically correct and not anyone with one eye,two fully functional eyes or other combinations.

At least Clarkson called him Scottish all hell would have broke loose if he called him a "jock" Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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So R01 ...what about the word Idiot?
You didn't cover that one in your post.
Surely the jury still isn't out on that one.

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Unnecessary quote removed


Yes i should mentioned that Shocked

No idiots were harmed in the making of these comments Laughing



















Late news jury results just in-------

















Hes a idiot Rolling with laughter


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Ahh - that explains why he's always telling us to turn a blind eye on the state of our economy/country/crime stats/state education/wefare system - missed anything yet?

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