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RRSTDV8 wrote:

How do you have sex with a barbeque? Shocked Laughing Laughing


Very carefully... 
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The voice of experience! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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I have heard it is a hot topic Rolling with laughter 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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And can result in burnt sausages! Shocked Shocked   
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Alas, more like "throw another shrimp on the barbie" 
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2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

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hmmn, wonder how long that one will last Laughing Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
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Its removal is udderly predictable. 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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not sure, could swing either way! Laughing  
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bit of a t(r)eat for a Wednesday morning Mr. Green  
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4 hours and its still there Laughing My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread  
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DM you spoke too soon.

No it's been substituted !

Has to have been done by a "Hacker" as I didn't do it & there is no "edited" comment Laughing

I thought that Hugh was wrong when he said:-

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Its removal is udderly predictable


NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.  
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They didn’t hang around for long. Thumbs Up   
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