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I copied this from a post put on a well known media platform - draw your own conclusions

"The second wave was going to be manufactured regardless of how the population behaved. The PCR test doesn't test for viruses, it was designed to test for cancer. The creator of the PCR test used for the covid-19 test was created in 1985 by Nobel Prize Winner Kary Mullis. He said the PCR test should not be used to diagnose infectious diseases. The PCR tests for bits of DNA that every human potientially has.The PCR test can be amplified so it can pick and choose if it will test positive. 90% of people who test positive for this PCR test have zero symptoms. If you have zero symptoms then your are healthy yet you will be counted as a "case". "Cases" are being used to justify a second lockdown despite the low death figures. The doctors are even admitting that they are encouraged to put covid-19 on death certificates on patients who have other life threating diseases which helps manipulate the death statistics. We are being scammed big time by government and big business on a global scale. Now with governments Project Moonshot (that cost £100billion) to test millions each day. This will increase the number of false positives leading to more "cases" which will lead to more lockdown restrictions. This is a huge distraction, trying to disguise the fact that the earths magnetic pole reversal cataclysm and crustal displacement is underway aka tribulation from the dragon of revelations passing, the sun's dark companion, nasas trappist 1 system."
  
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Sainsbury’s and Tesco must be all out of tinfoil Whistle
  
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Thud

and yet they live amongst us
 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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The author is definitely a "case".
  
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Unfortunate freeze-frame or does the signer not approve of what's being said?


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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ianm27 wrote:
Thud

and yet they live amongst us


Seems so ...

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/unm...don/26/09/
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Rolling with laughter
  
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Can't be too careful...


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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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