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Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

It’s just a bus with plastic wipe down seats for the old folk! Very Happy
  
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J77
 


Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261

Scotland 

Grianaig wrote:
Thought you drove a coach. Is that a posh bus? Rolling with laughter


Yes and it even has a hook in the cab, intended for our jackets but would do nicely as a curry hook Laughing

It ain’t the old folk that wet the seats, it’s the dirty tramps that get on. Or the couples busy baby making though when I caught them she had her mouth full. Put me right off sausages for my tea that night.

Though we’re losing work at the end of the year to another depot, so I either transfer with the work, or spend the rest of my time on the local pensioner express.
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Narpy
 


Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
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2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Back on topic, there's an album for putting the coins in: https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=ht...2861576249
You will find this item cheaper if you search. Wink

Great things for the kids to collect and fill up the album. Thumbs Up
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Farmer Chalk wrote:
It’s just a bus with plastic wipe down seats for the old folk! Very Happy


Hey, less of the “old folk””. Some of us might be a bit sensitive as well as incontinent. Rolling with laughter
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G_Cam
 


Member Since: 12 Aug 2010
Location: Fife
Posts: 2048

Scotland 2013 Discovery 3 3.0 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Fuji WhiteDiscovery 3

I thought G was for Gnome
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1 FARR UTV SOLD
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2 x D4 both SOLD
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
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Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Farmer Chalk wrote:
Think i’d Prefer using the Euro than these.... who the hell thought them up?

What is G meant to be? Or H? Or M?

And how does cooked breakfast start with E?

Are these meant to be specific to UK history? What the hell is Ice Cream doing there?

Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh

And in that case where the hell is chicken tikka masala??


Red Merle wrote:
What rubbish! A Globe?!

EVERYONE knows that G stands for Giraffe!


G = Greenwich Meantime the line is a big giveaway.

H = Houses of Parliament, the portcullis is the logo for the house.

E = English breakfast

M= mackintosh (wet weather)

And its not history but celebrating British life.
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
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Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Here you go the full list

A - Angel of the North
B - Bond…James Bond
C - Cricket
D - Double Decker Bus
E - English Breakfast
F - Fish & Chips
G - Greenwich Mean Time
H - Houses of Parliament
I - Ice-Cream Cone
J - Jubilee
K - King Arthur
L - Loch Ness Monster
M - Mackintosh
N - National Health Service
O - Oak Tree
P - Post Box
Q - Queuing
R - Robin
S - Stonehenge
T - Teapot
U - Union Flag
V - Village
W - World Wide Web
X - X Marks the Spot
Y - Yeoman
Z - Zebra Crossing
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02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
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Matt
 


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Wales 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

I work in the Royal Mint and that`s the first time I`ve seen the full collection together . Thay were giving the Album away today at work....

Matt [/img]
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
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Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Demand for the website is high you have to join a queue!!
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05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
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DrLex
 


Member Since: 15 Jul 2005
Location: Ciderspace [Oi be in Zummerset]
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Iceland 

Red Merle wrote:
What rubbish! A Globe?!

EVERYONE knows that G stands for Giraffe!


I was hoping for the Cockney alphabet - G for 'Police.
/goes off to find old Esso World cup medallions
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Member of Club Med Sucks 
 
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