He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQs
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQs, and God saw that
it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and Bbqs's
on the beach, and God saw that it was good.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it
was good.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for Bbqs's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at Bbqs's, and God saw
that it was good.
On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to
go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God
saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,
heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and
God saw that it was good ... Well, almost good.
He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So
God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to
cook and to clean the Barbie, and God saw that it was not just good. It
was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.
23rd Oct 2008 8:41 pm
flinty99
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Very funny
23rd Oct 2008 9:08 pm
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23rd Oct 2008 9:22 pm
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23rd Oct 2008 10:15 pm
heine
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Re: THE CREATION; THE AUSSIE VERSION
Hobgoblin wrote:
Subject: THE CREATION; THE AUSSIE VERSION
On the Fourth Day God created animals
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
SO basically sex was also invented on day 4
24th Oct 2008 7:47 am
caverD3
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Re: THE CREATION; THE AUSSIE VERSION
Nah..................
That would be New Zealand.“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely gamesâ€
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24th Oct 2008 8:30 am
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