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NJF
 


Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
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Dear Santa ...

It's getting near to that time of year when we all hope that Santa will bring us some nice things for our D3. I'll be writing to Santa for the following:

(1) Two new sets of tyres (Grabber AT2 for every day and Goodyear MT/R for off-road).
(2) A Mantec plate.
(3) A RAI.
(4) A roof rack and rear ladder.
(6) A winch.

... and I'd better stop there.

All this talk of Santa reminds me that our Aussie members have their own approach to "Dear Santa" letters: (YouTube link to Kevin Bloody Wilson's Santa Claus song. I've removed it rather than have someone's kid open it. Apologies. Embarassed )
 

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Post #36173218th Oct 2008 3:26 pm
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MacLeod 313
 


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Scotland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Laughing Santa has already dont the leg work for me,,,,,,BRAND NEW EXPO from TLO Thumbs Up

My Santa List is a lot smaller now though

1. Genuine LR D3 Spotlights.
2. Spotlights for Expo rack
3. Cycle carriers x 2 for Expo

And thats it, the D3 will be finished. Thumbs Up
  
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JF Lux
 


Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
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Luxembourg 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Now does Mrs NJF know about this list...? Whistle

I asked Santa for an Uncle Ray plate and (s)he agreed...

That was a mistake - I should've asked for the things SWMBO (er...I mean Santa) will see. The underbody plate will be hidden... Laughing

Oh, and I asked Santa to get NJF a winch as well. That way I won't need one... Whistle
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
Post #36213119th Oct 2008 8:07 pm
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NJF
 


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Mrs NJF slapped me about the room and told me to fit parental control to the computer, to prevent such debauchery as Kevin B Wilson ever from entering our house again. She's written a letter to Santa to tell him what a naughty chap I am.
  
Post #36213519th Oct 2008 8:18 pm
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crews control
 


Member Since: 18 Mar 2007
Location: Dorset
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Golly, Santa's doing well round some parts!
Down my way he'll be lucky to afford a full tank of expensive vpower diesel. Shocked
 2005 D3 HSE
2011 D4 Landmark
2016 D4 HSE Lux
2017 Ford Tourneo VR46
Club Waitomo 
 
Post #36221919th Oct 2008 11:28 pm
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SKP
 


Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
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Australia 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

I

wonder if my daughter-in-law would still talk to me Sad if I teach my 5 yo grand-daughter and her 2 year old

brother KBWs Christmas song Question Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Perhaps it would not be wise Rolling Eyes
  
Post #36223520th Oct 2008 1:54 am
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White Disco
 


Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
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Australia 

Steven, how could she be mad at you for bringing in a bit of Australian culture to the grandies. Rolling Eyes
Saw him on Denton last week. My attitude has not changed. He was funny. (20 years ago when I heared it for the first time).
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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