Joke "To finish first, one first has to finish ...."
3rd Dec 2009 11:30 pm
Heyloft
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Oh I'm sorry, Sorry for knowing my job!!
all the personality of a dead squirrel. don't yer just luv em ! Wot's that in Old Money
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4th Dec 2009 12:16 am
ODP38
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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an Derby shirt?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
4th Dec 2009 12:22 am
Heyloft
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I must tell that joke to someone who lives in Derby or supports Derby.
I don't actually know anyone to tell it to Wot's that in Old Money
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4th Dec 2009 12:29 am
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Arnold the Derby fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I am the economy-price genie?" I grant but one wish". Arnold thinks for a while, and then says, "Make my dog Wanchope, win Crufts." The genie looks at Wanchope and says, "Don't be stupid, look at the thing. It's mangy, it's got fleas, it's got a bit missing from one of it's ears, limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a miracle worker." "All right then," says Arnold, "Make Derby County win the Premier League." The genie stops for a moment, then says, "Let's have another look at that dog again.
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