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A drunk man staggers down the street........
............. and he somehow managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and through the entrance, where he crashed around banging into the pews, knocking bibles everywhere and generally making a right racket.
He eventually made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional box.
A priest stood and watched all this, and guessed the man needed some help, spiritually, so he entered his side of the confessional.
The priest sat there in deathly silence, until finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the screen. "You got any paper on your side?"
12th Apr 2018 3:48 pm
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