SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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A young man finally won a date with a dumb blonde that lived in his apartment complex.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The dumb blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558
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| 19th Nov 2008 12:21 pm |
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slipware
Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: The end of the world...
Posts: 211
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Being blonde, I don't see the joke, isn't that really how you blokes load it??  If you never try, you'll never know...
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| 19th Nov 2008 12:38 pm |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
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If it was
Should we be using
i. Full fat
ii. Semi 
iii. Skimmed
or something else  I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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| 19th Nov 2008 12:40 pm |
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slipware
Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: The end of the world...
Posts: 211
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Full fat Channel Islands may be best.. Or yoghurt? If you never try, you'll never know...
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| 19th Nov 2008 12:42 pm |
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stevejhunt
Member Since: 26 Sep 2008
Location: Castleford
Posts: 129
 
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So where does apple pie come into it then?
Thought that's what the cream was for.  I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member...........
06 Buck Blue Disco 3 TDV6
84 Marine Blue Series 3 2.25 petrol
06 Silver Audi A4 Cabriolet (the wife's baby)
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| 19th Nov 2008 1:31 pm |
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lafona00
Member Since: 30 Nov 2007
Location: Dubai
Posts: 808
 
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Arno
No more LR... but a Toyo
 Disco 3 XS Auto - MY2008 - Leather, heated seats.
 Def 90 - 1993
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| 19th Nov 2008 1:37 pm |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
 
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SJR wrote:If it was
Should we be using
i. Full fat
ii. Semi
iii. Skimmed
or something else
That reminds of :
What's grey and comes in pints
Elephants
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| 19th Nov 2008 1:45 pm |
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Paul J.
Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7259
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What's white and wriggles about?
Come dancing
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| 19th Nov 2008 1:50 pm |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
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And off we go - next !!!!
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| 19th Nov 2008 1:55 pm |
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Jads777
Member Since: 03 Sep 2005
Location: Channel Islands
Posts: 697
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slipware wrote:Full fat Channel Islands may be best
Funnily enough I was looking into an IT problem at the Guernsey Dairy this morning. Anyone want me to enquire about a group buy?
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| 20th Nov 2008 12:00 am |
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White Disco
Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
Posts: 1463
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So you would be fairly loaded by now then.  Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.
2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).
Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)
4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)
Formerly RED DISCO
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| 22nd Nov 2008 7:46 am |
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Jads777
Member Since: 03 Sep 2005
Location: Channel Islands
Posts: 697
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Come again?
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| 22nd Nov 2008 9:50 pm |
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White Disco
Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
Posts: 1463
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If I can. Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.
2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).
Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)
4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)
Formerly RED DISCO
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| 22nd Nov 2008 10:22 pm |
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