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ad15
 


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england.....no comment..random ranting,,

you go away for a week, brilliant, well earned break and all that,,,,

but BOY do you pay for it when you get back,,,, only been home 24 hours and last week feels like years ago....

want to get back on the plane, or better still, swmbo has suggested driving the d3 down next time...

so far this week i'm f Censored cked off with:

1. the last 500 metres before landing at gatwick,,, someone chose the bumpiest air on earth to put by the runway...swmbo has heart failure EVERY time...
2. the weather,, got about 10' colder while away...
3. rain.. bloomin eck there's alot of it about.
4. british drivers....combined with number2 above is a recipe for doubling the time it takes to get anywhere..
5. fuel prices... arrggghhh
6. little brothers swmbo...
7.speed cameras..

am sure there's plenty more....

on the flip side, england sure is wonderfully GREEN at the moment,,,, very pretty...
 one wife.......livid  
Post #5586031st Dec 2009 3:34 pm
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ady,

Nice to see your back we were missing you.. Shocked Shocked Shocked

Great to see the holiday has calmed you down and left you thoroughly chilled. Bow down Bow down Bow down


Trev,

PS how's the tash..... Whistle Whistle Whistle
  
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It may cheer you up but had to pay my Corp tax bill today.

Vat due 31.12.09 hohoho Censored ho

No one talking to me at home and wisely so.

Dog MIA and SWMBO tip toeing round the place.

Censored country.
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hey trev,

give me 5 mins, i'll be back on it,,,, no coffee for a week does that for me...

glad i'm not responsible for this though:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8388128.stm

seems the italian police need a new car.... Shocked

dave.... i feel your pain...

dog mia? he done a runner?
 one wife.......livid  
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Hey Ady,

Sorry I meant the mutt was WIA (wounded in Acrtion) did his dew claw on Sunday so Bank to pay tax, vets to get him sorted, then back home to start crimbo shopping.

Picked the wrong week to give up drinking!!!!
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bigdave wrote:


Vat due 31.12.09 hohoho Censored ho


Last year I had a tax bill due Dec. 25th! Censored I sent the check in a Christmas card Laughing
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Quality!!

I was thinking of 'redacting' the return just ike the MP's expenses!!!

How long would it be before I got a knock at the door?
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Re: england.....no comment..random ranting,,

ad15 wrote:

2. the weather,, got about 10' colder while away...


10 foot colder Shocked Thats nothing compared to how tall the weather was when you were away Wink

Worst thing about any great holiday is the coming home bit.
  
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Ady,
That's got to be the most expensive police shunt...I hope for his sake it fully insured..Only in Italy Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Just think..if they had given the british cops a car like that they would have sold it to buy a hundred Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Prius.
  
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TSR2 wrote:
Just think..if they had given the british cops a car like that they would have sold it to buy a hundred Prius.


No...no one would be allowed to drive it...H&S would say it is to low, too loud, too fast etc etc etc...

Italy - where they drive a Police Lamborghini in uniforms designed by Valentino...and always look 8) in sunglasses, no matter the weather Laughing
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I feel like that EVERY time I come back to the UK. I could have spent the week with my nose pressed against a Romanian peasant grandmother's armpit (it's ok, I offset it against tax) and it's still a better option than the M20/M25/M3 and the thought of paying ever larger amounts of my wedge to the socialist scum and their parasitic client state. Censored s

Still, only 13 weeks until I go skiing Thumbs Up
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if you don't all like it why don't you Censored off somewhere else then? Razz Thumbs Up








and don't come back.... Laughing
 and theeeeennn......???  
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I'm working on it, relentlessly. Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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more effort Thumbs Up Wink
 and theeeeennn......???  
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blue meanie wrote:
if you don't all like it why don't you Censored off somewhere else then? Razz Thumbs Up








and don't come back.... Laughing


been there,,,, done that,,,,,

result= same sh Censored t, different language....
 one wife.......livid  
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