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kevi
 


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Embarassed Laughing
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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tanters
 


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Yeah nice place Kev

................but you'll spend atleast £200 on a good chiropractor when you get home after trying to lift the missus in and out of that swing Rolling Eyes , they are a complete ba Censored d of a yoke







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kevi
 


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tanters

you have had some experiance of the swing then Whistle
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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BLACK BETTY
 


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That would be the old

Tanter sex press again then Whistle


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Don’t think I would risk swinging on that Chandelier and also where are the shackle points for chaining SWMBO in the kitchen.......... Laughing
  
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ooooooh i love a posh bird Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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AndrewS wrote:
I wonder how many hidden cameras are located in that room


That would put a whole new meaning to the e-bay term "watching"...
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Buckingham
 


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I've bid.... Whistle
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yaugher
 


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is it April 1st already???? Rolling with laughter

Duno about getting SWTSMBO OUT of that swing...im more concerned about my back trying to lift her into it!! Rolling with laughter


BUT im with Mike40 on this one...SWTSMBO would be better chained in the kitchen... nevermind the M&S meals what about the nearest pub!!!

(who can come up with anamusing M&S advert line??

"its NOT just erotic B&B....its M&S.??????????????????????????????????"

lol
  
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buck..if you win will u take my missus with you??LOL Whistle

Id love the weeknds peace and quiet here at home and when I phoned her THIS time she realy would be to "tied up to answer the phone" LOL Whistle

NO? dnt fancy taking SWTSMBO with you?? shame!

still with an advert like that IM sure that "room service " is on offer....phone receiption for a " spare blanket" and they will send you up a 23yo blonde!, ask for a spare pillow and a redhead will knock on your door...lol Rolling with laughter

dont ask for a Goblin Teas Whistle maid tho!!!!
  
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Wouldn't want to do the changeover at the end of the holiday, especially the sheets.
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