Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
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Ever had your car roof cut off?
Can you imagine getting home and the roof had been cut off your Disco 3
"We used to like having sex in our lunch hour in the car park. One day, he was on top of me when he put his back out. He literally couldn't move without screaming in agony, and I was trapped by his weight and the awkward angle we were in. I had to attract attention by stamping on the horn, and eventually someone came and called an ambulance. The medics arrived but couldn't move him because of potential further injury, so they gave him an injection for the pain and called the fire brigade. The fire brigade arrived and decided the only way to move him safely was to cut the roof off the car and remove the front seats. They actually got a bit carried away and cut off most of the back of the car as well to get him out safely. He was OK, but I had some explaining to do to my husband because that was his favourite car."
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"I had to attract attention by stamping on the horn"... "eventually someone came" amazing what can happen when someone stamps on yer horn!
10th Mar 2010 10:15 pm
Russell
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
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I have cut hundreds of car roofs off, from cheap cars to very expensive ones, even thought that I would have to cut the roof off a funeral car which had a coffin in the back and was involved in a car crash. Have sat inseveral during training exercises, it is a noisey and can be a scarey place to be.MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
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10th Mar 2010 10:31 pm
Discotres
Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491
So do you reckon he would have gone soft then by the time the roof was off? Just wondered if that was what was jamming her
10th Mar 2010 10:36 pm
bigcarpchaser
Member Since: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Camberley
Posts: 2270
had cramp in the back of a car few time
unbolted the roof of my friends triumph herald once, but not for contraceptive purposes Welcome "Lola"
10th Mar 2010 11:24 pm
Mark Y
Member Since: 14 Sep 2008
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 1249
One I heard recently was a Warwickshire patrol car, a new Volvo estate arrived at a road accident and the driver of the other car wasn't injured, so they told them to sit inside and wait for recovery.
Not long after sitting in the car the occupant started complaining of back and neck pain, paramedic arrived and insisted the person should not be moved and you've guessed it, fire brigade called and roof of brand new Volvo cut off, firemen must of been pi** ing themselves
11th Mar 2010 12:32 am
DaveVX
Member Since: 15 Oct 2008
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 867
someone cut ours off
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11th Mar 2010 12:49 am
Mark Y
Member Since: 14 Sep 2008
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 1249
Ouch
11th Mar 2010 1:04 am
Discotres
Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491
We just ordered a new Merc E Class and were told that because the roof pillars are so strong there are small arrows on them to show the fire brigade where to cut them, I hope we don't need to make use of that accessory
11th Mar 2010 1:11 am
Mark Y
Member Since: 14 Sep 2008
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 1249
Discotres wrote:
We just ordered a new Merc E Class
why would you do that
11th Mar 2010 1:57 am
Discotres
Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491
We need a motorway car for long journey plus we have got into a routine of getting a new one every 2yrs or so, this is the 6th. The Disco 3 is the family bus for school runs, going to Majestic wine superstore and all that kind of stuff, I would never dream of going a long way in a Disco 3, although I did drive 10 miles to a farm shop once.
11th Mar 2010 2:10 am
Mark Y
Member Since: 14 Sep 2008
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 1249
I hope it was ten miles accross fields to get to the farm shop
DT,
I travel 410 miles each way to get to Aberdeen every 5 weeks and don't need to stop for a rest as the car is soooooo comfy.
You're not sitting on that hard shiny thing you change gears with are you?? Regards, Trev.
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11th Mar 2010 1:35 pm
Ken
Member Since: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Here
Posts: 10865
bigcarpchaser wrote:
had a crap in the back of a car few times for contraceptive purposes
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