jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party? Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00pm...'
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'..'
'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'?
'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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character
Member Since: 01 Jan 2008
Location: wiltshire
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some how I was waiting for that 
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| 2nd Mar 2009 6:08 pm |
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jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
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Something you wish to share with the group character 
oh' I see what you mean 
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| 2nd Mar 2009 6:20 pm |
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CY
Member Since: 16 Aug 2005
Location: Warwickshire
Posts: 4502
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Very funny 2007 Porsche Boxster (987) 2.7
2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE G4 Challenge (1 of 68)
2023 Defender 90 D250 X-Dynamic HSE
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| 2nd Mar 2009 6:27 pm |
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blue meanie
D3 Decade
Member Since: 04 Aug 2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 6861
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 I haven't heard that one for years, last time I was told it though it was based in Scotland...  and theeeeennn......???
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| 2nd Mar 2009 6:31 pm |
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jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
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...based in Scotland.... 
that'll be above the Perth gap
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| 2nd Mar 2009 6:46 pm |
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Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2432
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jkp wrote:...based in Scotland....
that'll be above the Perth gap
Hey steady there JKP 
Anyway its the sheep who should be worried up here
Better go i dont want an ugly one
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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| 3rd Mar 2009 11:24 am |
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