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Someone-Gone
 


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Faux Pas

Okay, what’s the worse faux pas you’ve made? I tend to do at least one daily.

Today, I was looking out of the window and I could only see the bottom half of a person walking by because of the trees and without thinking I said that’s Fiona. SWMBO said, how on earth do you know that? I replied, I recognise the ar@e. Not my brightest move, happy Tuesday. Rolling Eyes
  
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It could have been a compliment, but somehow don’t think she took it that way. Whistle
   
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Just how tall is Fiona if you could only see her bottom (half) through the window?
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Oh, 5’9”. Embarassed I was upstairs, so was looking down and the tree branches and leaves covered the top, half, could just see the bottom half! Whistle

Not helped by the fact Fiona always stops and talks to me for quite a long time when I am in the garden and SWMBO has noticed you know! Rolling Eyes
  
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DSL
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The Dundonian wrote:
could just see the bottom
Shocked Shocked

Playing with fire!! Laughing
   
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The Dundonian wrote:
SWMBO has noticed you know! Rolling Eyes


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They always know, it’s what they do!!

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I suggest you delete all the photos of Fiona off your phone and computer and maybe clear your browsing history too. Whistle
  
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Rolling with laughter I do think she is stalking me! Whenever I am out, she is out, you know. Scarey or wot?
  
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Watching this thread with interest now. Rolling with laughter
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Not quite to that level, but putting the main awning down at the end of hols, missus says we always fold it into 3 so that it fits into the bag nicely. No its into 4 says me, always being technically right.

Anyway, after unfolding it and refolding into 3 in now fits into the bag correctly Embarassed

Al
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Laughing I bet you didn’t admit she was right. I know I wouldn’t, even on pain of death.
  
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al cope
 


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of course not - in 4 it still fits, just not as well as it does into 3, so technically I was right, just not as right as she was (in this rare case) Whistle

Al
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Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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