kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied'
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.' Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
  
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 POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
 
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GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4645
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
 
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Good  D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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