Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 CES. They have the one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They`re asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I`ll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "I love you, too, Bye."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who’s phone this is?"
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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| 30th Jan 2009 4:18 pm |
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
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| 30th Jan 2009 4:25 pm |
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
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POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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| 30th Jan 2009 7:00 pm |
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GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4645
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So who's phone was it 
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| 30th Jan 2009 7:07 pm |
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YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 705
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It belonged to someone from fullfatrr.com
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| 30th Jan 2009 7:09 pm |
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pug pug
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: leeds
Posts: 167
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it mite be peter jones phone.
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| 30th Jan 2009 8:03 pm |
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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what model phone was it Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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