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Friday humor 4 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

amazingly simple home remedies

avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.


avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.


for high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer.


a mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. you'll be afraid to cough.


you only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


if you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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