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kevi
 


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Friday Humour (not for sensetive aussies)

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'
Bluey says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, 'Where did you get that, Bluey?'
'Steve's wife gave it to me,' Bluey replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?'
'Well not exactly,' Bluey says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'.'
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


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Are you sure that is a joke and not a true story Wink

I know a few Aussies and that would not be beyond the realms of their capabilities Whistle
  
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Nah!

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Quote:
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'


Still trying to work out what is wrong with that.......

Wink
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I think the joke is it was Fosters he wanted. Rolling Eyes Whistle Laughing
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aaahhhhhhh.....

I thought it might be because it was only a case......... Razz Rolling Eyes
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When did you last taste Fosters?

There is a good reason it is not sold here. Whistle

However the Poms seem to like it. Rolling Eyes
 â€œThere are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games”
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caverD3 wrote:
.... the Poms seem to like it. Rolling Eyes


Londoners think it's a taste of adventure. Laughing ....... I told 'em it's the taste of cat pi Censored Rolling with laughter
  
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kevi
 


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what ever happened to paul hogan ?
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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He's on the run

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/04/2294274.htm
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kevi
 


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Shocked Laughing

He is looking a bit tied and old now .

and what about mrs h, the former ms linda whats her name .

the reason imo that he is looking old Laughing
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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