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alanwxr
 


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Friday Smile

Three Northern lads go to a lap dancing club in Leeds.

A girl is dancing for them at their table, the Manchester lad licks a twenty pound note and sticks it on her left cheek.

The Salford lad licks a ten pound note and a twenty pound note and sticks them on her right cheek.

The Scouser whips his Visa card out, swipes it between the cheeks of her bottom and takes fifty pounds cash back!
  
Post #40776223rd Jan 2009 10:11 am
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SJR
 


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I didn't know that Girobank gave out Visa cards Whistle
  
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Who did he steal the card from? Shocked
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