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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13030

United Kingdom 

Ok, how about this one...

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 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2206

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Hi,

"I should have gone to specsavers, I really Can see clearer now the rain has gone!"

Thumbs Up
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
Post #21356847th Apr 2020 11:17 am
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MJD 3
 


Member Since: 10 Feb 2016
Location: Teesside
Posts: 311

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

“One is not amused the crankshaft has snapped on the disco”
 General Grabber AT3's
EGR Valves Blanked
Aluminium sump guard
Tree/Rock sliders.
Bank Account - Empty. 
 
Post #21357297th Apr 2020 1:00 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10289

England 

"I'm hoping Philip doesnt recognise me in my bag lady disguise".

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12676

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

"How will I keep the grandchildren safe during this crisis? ... why the Censored did they stop Andrew being flown to the US ?"
 .


Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Cancellation of this year's Chelsea Flower Show means abandonment for the sure-fire winner of 'Most Realistic Gnome' medal"
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1509

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

The guy on the left is saying:

“Yes Ma’am I do know who you are but this book says I can only offer you that amount as part exchange for your 2008 Range Rover”
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5189

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Queen not amused after being fined for breaking social distancing rules after being seen out with 2 body guards on the way to the bookies.
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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YASRR
 


Member Since: 29 Jul 2015
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 107

United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial Auto Alaska WhiteDiscovery 4

" One can't get the hang of this PPE, have I put my mask on backwards? "
  
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rickb24
 


Member Since: 24 Feb 2015
Location: west yorkshire
Posts: 82

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

i know he`s my son, but i really did mean `remove his testicles`
  
Post #21359028th Apr 2020 6:29 am
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117

United Kingdom 

Wink
 

Last edited by Someone-Gone on 23rd Apr 2020 6:40 am. Edited 1 time in total 
Post #21359048th Apr 2020 6:33 am
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Down&Dirty
 


Member Since: 17 Aug 2012
Location: Somewhere out back
Posts: 1287

England 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Graphite LE Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

That moment you realise it wasn’t a fart Shocked
 MY24 Defender 90 X-Dynamic HSE
MY18 Disco 5 HSE Santorini Black Now Gone. 
 
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Dexter
 


Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1391

Scotland 

A D5? they expect us to go about in one of those ☹️
  
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Mr.Pastry
 


Member Since: 24 Nov 2010
Location: South Wales
Posts: 482

Wales 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 4

And without my glasses, I can see it's NOT a Censored Jeep............
 Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2018.
Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2015 - gone.
Discovery 4 HSE - gone.
Discovery 3 S - gone.
Discovery 3 - gone.
Discovery 1 - gone.
Defender 90 300TDI - gone.
Defender 90 200TDI - gone.
Landrover 90 19J - gone.
Argocat 8x8 - gone.
Argocat 6x6 - gone
RR/LR V8 Hybrid 100" - gone.
Rangerover Classic 3.5 - gone.
Series III 2.25- gone.
Series IIa 3.0V6- gone.
Series I - 80" gone. 
 
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Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
Posts: 4156

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

‘And just who is this Dundonian fellow?’
  
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