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Hardware
 


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So Hugh, let this be a warning to you. If you lie continually, cheat on your wife/partner, stab your colleagues in the back … you could end up being kept in here with a Policeman making sure you stay in.
  
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HWN wrote:
Finding candidate images is more difficult than you'd imagine, so I am going to set a dangerous precedent by delving into my own past (I am the one on the right):



- Hugh

On reflection young Hugh was glad he asked Jim to fix it to meet Margaret Thatcher instead of himself but as he later found out they both f Censored miners
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Young Hugh laboured under the misapprehension that Thatcher Censored the miners, only to find out in later life that Labour closed more pits than the Tories and that Scargill cut about in a Jag during the strike, parking it round the corner so the poor sods on the picket line didn't see it.



(But it doesn't detract from a very funny line Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy )
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Last edited by Someone-Gone on 23rd Apr 2020 7:23 am. Edited 1 time in total 
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HWN
 


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Harold Wilson - the famous Mike Yarwood impersonator.
 
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And the winner is...

Hardware wrote:
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So Hugh, let this be a warning to you. If you lie continually, cheat on your wife/partner, stab your colleagues in the back … you could end up being kept in here with a Policeman making sure you stay in.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Hardware
 


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Thread Resurrection time ?

Surely we can come up with some suitable wordage for this ?


  
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Mr Corbyn was found going the wrong way round Grosvenor Square, claiming he is only able to turn hard left.
 
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Sorry - I can't come up with anything that isn't laden with expletives. Hope the Censored gets his car crushed. With him and his brother strapped in.
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2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
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Is "having an offensive haircut in a built-up area" an arrestable offence?

Let's hope he has more than 1.7 mm tread on the soles of his sandals.
 
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A spokesperson for the Workers Alliance of Newham and Kensington (W*NK) said:

"In all good faith, Mr Corbyn thought laws were now optional at work events. He had made attempts to find an insurance policy but refuses to use Churchill (racist), Admiral (too Tridenty) or Eagle Star (appropriation of a Native American name). Sabre sounds too colonial. Though he now denies doing so, Mr Corbyn says his brother advised him against using the broker in their local High Street - one Mr Moshi Goldberg. Power to the people!"

Reuters reports a spokesman for the Met (wearing only a rainbow pattern thong and hand-knitted collar-numbers) has stated:

"On the twenty-seventh of June, we received an anonymous tip-off that an elderly white man was driving illegally. As a result, we arrested three black youths. We'd like to thank the anonymous reporter and apologise for the accidental injuries to the suspects, one of whom fell down the stairs (tomorrow at 10 am) and two of whom tried to damage Police property by repeatedly throwing their heads, buttocks and thighs against a truncheon. Peace and love..."
 
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2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Thread resurrection ... which is more than this fly can hope for.


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Dean
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Surely that picture should qualify as a "sticky" ?
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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Clearly in a sticky situation.
  
Post #231868414th Dec 2022 6:33 pm
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bit Censored poor in your responses but i'm awarding the "prize" to Nigethecat.

So over to you fella to come up with the next image !
  
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