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I feel the need to revive this thread ...

but I'm getting "error retrieving album ..." msgs !

pc AND phone.
  
Post #234883726th Sep 2023 10:16 pm
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I'm sure you lot can come up with something to caption this.



Bet she feels a right tit for attempting to extract us from the Human Rights Convention.
  
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PROFSR G
 


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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Laughing Thumbs Up
 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

 
 
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“Oh no my boobs are migrating south”
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
Post #234885527th Sep 2023 10:34 am
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“And if I ever get my hands round a scrawny little boat persons neck….”
  
Post #234886327th Sep 2023 1:27 pm
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"Since his death, I have tried to recreate Mike Yarwood's impression of King Charles"
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
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1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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And this will be the result of my plan to recycle the inflatable boats.
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
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Don’t panic it’s just arthritis.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Anyway, these two blokes needed relief, so what I did was..."
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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JordsDisco wrote:
“And if I ever get my hands round a scrawny little boat persons neck….”


I was expecting hilarity, not serious suggestions Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Thumbs Up Laughing
  
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Every time I lie my boobs shrink. I used to be 48FF.
  
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Second attempt as my first one was too serious …. Laughing

“And at one of Boris’s Covid Lockdown Parties, I had a Pizza this big!”
  
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"And then on the next meet-the-constituents, I dropped the baby. Oops!"
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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You really can get them this big?
Please.
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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