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RRSTDV8
 


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"And then Boris said 'let me give you a hand with those'..."
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2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Oh, what a beauty! It must be two foot long or even more.
Such a lovely colour, so nice and round and fat;
I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that.
Oh, what a beauty - I've never seen one as big as that before."
 
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SENC
 


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Kilovolt
 


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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

What's for tea Dad Very Happy
 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
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Rescue01
 


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Scotland 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

I told you the fish swallowed my ball.
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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Always wondered what dogfish looked like.
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2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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JordsDisco
 


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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 3.0 SDV6 GS Manual Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

I like to eat fish Dad, but it gives me the runs! Shocked
  
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That wasn’t the type of brown trout that I had in mind.
 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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The last time I buy a Chocolate Labrador
 
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

That dogs hit on its owner?
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Dean
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Rescue01
 


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Not sure what the bionic leg is about?
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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Kilovolt
 


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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

It's his flip-flop halfway up his calf.

Took me a few seconds to work it out Thumbs Up
 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
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Rescue01
 


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Scotland 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

Ah I see it now Thumbs Up
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Rescue01 wrote:
Not sure what the bionic leg is about?


Glad someone else asked Laughing

Tbh, I had thought flip-flop but couldn't figure out how it would stay there.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Kilovolt
 


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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

Taken at Windermere Ferry Crossing, Ambleside, Cumbria this afternoon.

Got to be worth a punt Rolling Eyes


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 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
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