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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2394

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Can I, please can I?????
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
Post #23523416th Nov 2023 1:26 pm
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Gareth
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Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
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Is that Porker a Drop Top?
  
Post #23523486th Nov 2023 3:34 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12825

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

" I said we were going PERCH fishing ! "
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23523556th Nov 2023 5:02 pm
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Kilovolt
 


Member Since: 29 Jun 2015
Location: South Derbyshire
Posts: 1040

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

Ja ja zis is how we change ze oil filter Rolling Eyes
 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4461

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Getting the roof off is more difficult than the dealer led me to believe.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12825

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

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I said spray it with veg oil, NOT Viagra !
  
Post #235583113th Dec 2023 7:49 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4461

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

^^^ That's Dean's bluff to make us all think he doesn't know it comes as a tablet (so I'm told)

"I told you not to drive it past Anne Summers" (is that how you spell it?)
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #235604515th Dec 2023 6:49 pm
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7402

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“WARNING: Low Bridge Ahead”
 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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HairyFool
 


Member Since: 04 Jan 2023
Location: Essex
Posts: 596

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto ZanzibarDiscovery 4

"When possible, make a U turn"

"recalculating route"
 A visitor from the dark side, my other vehicle is an MG5 EV  
Post #235605215th Dec 2023 9:12 pm
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2394

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Censored The drawing said 1.86m not 18.6m..............
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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DIY Ace
 


Member Since: 06 Feb 2019
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 965

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

I'm not a fan of these jokes.
 2022 BMW i4 M50. Bought Oct 2022. 10,200 miles and counting...
2014 BMW 435d convertible. Bought July 2021. 58,000 miles and counting...
2005 Discovery 3 HSE Auto. Bought Feb 2019. 169,000 miles and counting...
2009 Freelander 2 XS Manual. Bought Sep 2013. SOLD Aug 2021 (already regretted!)

https://youtube.com/channel/UCO_u_0D45x9KGfiNstzLJnw 
 
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