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Aerialmark
 


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Funny caption competition (Weekly)

I saw this many years ago on another forum. Every Thursday night/Friday morning a new photo is posted then everybody can put a funny caption to it. It is then judged by the last weeks winner who posted the picture. Then whoever is that weeks winner posts a new picture and judges it at the end of the week (Does that make sense ? Confused )
I will start it off ( As I won't probably get another do at it Whistle )

 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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The advert just said

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I didn't read the T's & C's Shocked
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I tell you what Winston, it’d be a lot easier to trace that fault with an iid tool!
  
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Which one of you farted..... get out!
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The 2020 remake of "Mad Max : Fury Road" was a little disappointing!
  
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Surely it would have been better just to get the surround cameras fixed?

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Mark, I thought you'd already added the caption ??
  
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