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Dexter
 


Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Scotland 

Campari Orange is just a bit too sweet for me. Campari soda 🥤 is lovely bubbly mon pot pourri 🤗
  
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

DSL wrote:
that I was eluding to.


Elude - escape from or avoid

Allude - suggest or call attention to

Seems like the Camparis are kicking in already Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6568

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

HWN wrote:
kajtzu wrote:
And a pizza in Italy isn’t the same as one made at Domino’s. Rolling with laughter


As it happens, there is evidence that the English were making 'pizzas' before the Italians. We were (are) lazy Censored who like bread and like edible plates. Roast swan pizza, hmmm....


Weren’t all the swans in England the queen’s/king’s property? Whistle
  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

only the white ones.
  
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6568

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Most people don’t want to experience black swans Whistle

(Finance joke)
  
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astonbuilder
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8051

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

not just 'finance joke' a manufacturing phenomena......
  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4375

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

I thought it must be some sort of sexual euphemism with which I was not familiar!
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Navigator
 


Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
Location: Stay at Home. One of the lives you save could be your own.
Posts: 5103

Scotland 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

Don't let them kid you - it is a jolly nice pub in North Yorkshire.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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Red Merle
 


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Location: Liskeard
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United Kingdom 


Wink

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 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
2023 to date: FL2 as a second car

2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 


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Post #202087621st Jan 2019 6:51 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

HWN wrote:
I thought it must be some sort of sexual euphemism with which I was not familiar!


don't google the film "Black Swan" then.
  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Should've gone to Specsavers... oh, wait, he did Very Happy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46933720


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Madrilleno
 


Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard 
 
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J77
 


Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261

Scotland 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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Grunders
 


Member Since: 30 Apr 2011
Location: Manchester
Posts: 2302

2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

 If it ain't broke... Take it apart anyway, how else you gonna find out how it works  
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Sea Raider
 


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