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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
Post #218012714th Oct 2020 5:53 pm
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Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12697

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how long will the post itself last ? (5:53 - ??? )
  
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10480

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Don't stir it up Dean Twisted Evil

Nigel
Whistle
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Moo
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Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13878

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

They must be asleep Shocked
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5191

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Will it last an hour ? Obviously the man hasn't ! Whistle
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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DG
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Wales 

Nothing wrong with it ...unlike Nigels posts Whistle
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4375

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Batfink wrote:


Does this ratio apply to seconds as well as minutes?

(I'm asking for a friend)
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Kilovolt
 


Member Since: 29 Jun 2015
Location: South Derbyshire
Posts: 1020

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

Nothing more to say!

Topical for the time of year Whistle

 "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"

Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything Smile
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power) Smile 
 
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rickb24
 


Member Since: 25 Feb 2015
Location: west yorkshire
Posts: 82

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

reminds me of an old joke told by Bernard Manning. Cinderella gets told that if she's not home by 12 her pu**y will turn into a pumpkin, at the ball she meets the prince who asks her name, she replies Cinderella, she asks the prince for his name and he replies prince peter the pumpkin eater and what time do you have to be home? she replies half past 12. Rolling with laughter
  
Post #218024715th Oct 2020 10:23 am
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ruben
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Member Since: 26 Sep 2006
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2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

 lost in translation!  
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gstuart
 


Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 13598

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

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Click image to enlarge
   
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
Post #218034115th Oct 2020 5:20 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12697

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ruben wrote:


I really, really expected it to translate as something other than "they had no other place to put it"
  
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