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kevi
 


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God & Tax

A little boy wanted £100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the£100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God ,
Great Britain, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister.

Mr Brown w as so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a fiver.

The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the £5.00 note and sat
down to write a thank-you note to God, It read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through the Prime Minister's office in London and those assholes deducted £95.00 in tax.
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Hmm! - it was Harold MacMillan when I heard it... Wink

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