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Grandpa, what is couple sex ?

Make sure that you understand the question first.

We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our
ears and keep the hearing aids turned up.


An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard
and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's
old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along
with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him
with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask
this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner
will be ready in just a couple secs.
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

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