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A Great Monday Funny - WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
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A Great Monday Funny - WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE

A woman went up to the bar, in a quiet rural pub, She gestured alluringly to the barman to which he stopped what he was doing and approached her immediately.

She seductively suggested that he should bring his face closer to hers, and as he did thinking his luck was in, she began to carress the barmans full beard.

"are you the manager" she whispered, whilst still stroking his beard,
"actually no" said the barman,
"can you get him, I really need to speak to him" she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair,
"I am afraid I can't, he's out" the barman sighed, "is there anything I can do" he added,
"Yes" she said, "I need you to give him a message" she continued, running her forefinger across the barmans lip and gently popping a couple of fingers into his mouth, allowing him to suck on them gently.
"What shall I tell him" the barman just about managed to say,

"Tell him" she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand towels or hand soap in the ladies room"

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