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Shrinky
 


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Great Song Lyrics

It doesn't matter who the band or individual is but what song lyrics do you like? I love this:

I'm not saying right is wrong
It's up to us to make
The best of all the things that come our way
Coz everything that's been has past
The answer's in the looking glass
There's four and twenty million doors
On life's endless corridor


What do you like?
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I gave up smoking, drinking, women, last night
it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life,

Genius
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Post #52372622nd Sep 2009 11:02 pm
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DG
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Relax

When you wanna come

When you wanna come

Relax


8)
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Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam, never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop, she's got the look
Heavenly bound cos heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around, kissing is a colour
Her loving is a wild dog, she's got the look

Whistle
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I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the haven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees
But so am I
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Dave
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Shrinky
 


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Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling
In miles of sharp blue water coming in where she lies
The diving man's coming up for air cause the crowd all love pulling dolly by the hair, by the hair
And she wonders how she ever got here as she goes under again
8)
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you can't touch this da da deh duh.. de de.. de de..
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When you’re in love
You know you’re in love
No matter what you try to do
You might as well resign yourself
To what you’re going through
If you’re a hard man or if you’re a child
It still might get to you
Don’t kid yourself you’ve seen it all before
A million mouths have said that too
  
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DG
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aha
aha
aha

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

(whispered)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn't stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

da da da
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
  
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small tribute to chas n dave... Very Happy

Now I had an old uncle was mean as can be
He said 'When I die you'll get nothin' from me'
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
All he left me was an old over coat
But I found in the pocket a fifty pound note
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

Now I am a do it yourselfer you see
It don't half make life easy, take it from me
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
The wife wants the grass cut or a new kitchen shelf
Just do as I do and say do it yourself
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble, don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend
Mustn't grumble, 'cause all's well that's well in the end
Mustn't grumble, grumble and you're on your own
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Cry and you'll cry all alone
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

I came home from work, there was firemen about
They said 'we couldn't save it, youe house has burnt down'
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
I said 'that's allright, don't worry mate,
'Cause the bathroom needed painting, it weren't half in a state'
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

Now I collect the football pools money, you see
And one week we won it, me work mates and me
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
Came home from work early feelin' pleased with meself
The I saw the coupon still stuck on the shelf
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble

Mustn't grumble, don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend
Mustn't grumble, 'cause all's well that's well in the end
Mustn't grumble, grumble and you're on your own
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Cry and you'll cry all alone
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble
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I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts
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Is it a 'name that tune' competition? Razz

Shrinky - Oasis, Masterplan
bcp - Rodney Atkins, 15mins
DG - Frankie, Relax
Neil D - Roxette, She's got the look
DT - Smiths, Reel round the fountain
Shrinky - Duran, Girls on Film
ad15 - MC Hammer (obviously)
NeilD - Human League, Love Action
DG - Trio, DaDaDa

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and what app did you use to get that lot? or are you REALLY that ........ Whistle Rolling with laughter
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