kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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| The Gynaecologist Visit Friday Humour |
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Best joke this week
A middle-aged woman
Seemed sheepish as she
Visited her gynaecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me be the judge of that,'
The doctor replied.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'
'I see.'
'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5p?s in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,
Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10p?s and this morning there were 50p?s !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,
'I'm scared out of my wits!'
The gynaecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
(Ready for this?)
(I'm warning you.....go back now ...........................)
(Still not too late....)
'You're simply going through the change!
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
 
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Her other half must of been feeding the meter 
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| 23rd Jan 2009 5:41 pm |
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