Baybers
Member Since: 06 Jan 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 16
  
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1.it drinks oil fields whole!
2.you always have right of way
3.pedestrians are run down silently, the air suspension guarantees you won't even feel them
4.it has more bling than bling itself
4.that little insect red honda accord would be sucked into its air intake and hosed off by the automatic wipers
5.comes with heterosexuality as standard (essential in Sydney)
6.greenies love it (at least all that arm waving and gesticulating appears supportive)
7 .improves social standing of the owner (even if one is a westie or from cronulla or even if irreducibly australian)
8. will increase greenhouse gases output in your area, guaranteed
9. saves lives (your own) and removes road menaces (motor cyclists)
10 you can walk down the center isle for a cig in the back whilst the car drives forward createing a road where none existed.
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 20th Jan 2006 9:49 am |
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